We haven't had significant snow here in Cleveland for at least 15 minutes which means it is officially summer. Or spring. Or hell. I'm not sure, I'm not a mathematician (have I used this joke before?)
And you know what comes with summer!
No, not back sweat. Gross.
No, not ice cream - think big-time, Fatty.
NO! Not fat chicks in tank tops! What is your deal?
Blockbuster movies! Jeez. I can't do everything for you, Reader. Summer brings blockbuster movies with explosions! Back-stabbing! Passion! Regret!
Apparently blockbuster movies are a lot like my prom but without crying in the fetal position.
I've digressed - let's roll out the red carpet, get the limos gassed up and pick up Ryan Seacrest from the Keebler Elf Tree - it is time for -
WOULD YA WEDNESDAY - BLOCKBUSTER EDITION
If you haven't seen the previews, Would Ya Wednesday is the game where I project two celebrities and you tell me if you would make it rated PG or R.
Action!
Will Smith
Kate Winslet
31 comments:
Yes....and yes. Don't judge.
Excuse you, but how did you know Kate Winslet is one of my girl crushes?
Would do the Smith. Definitely.
Bacne! That's what comes with summer.
And yes, I'd do her. Though she'd be boring as hell I bet.
mmmm I would do Smith but not winslet... she looks like a dead lay
I thank the good lord everyday that I dont get bacne.
oh and yes. I would hit that.
Stellar choices this week. I'd probably not kick either one out of bed for eating crackers.
Both of them at once.
Will Smith!! Duh! For 2 reasons why I would do him
1. He's hot
2. Its true what they say about black men.
On impulsive alone I would have been all over Dolly based on the pic from last week and today I found myself rationalizing excerting effort to get in sweet Kate's vagoo... Good to know my tastes and terminology havent developed since middle school.
Figures that you post the two celebrities that I have been the most sexually attracted to since I was 14.
I think the question here is, how many rated R movies would I be allowed to film with both of them before someone finally gets a crane to lift me away?
are you effing kidding me?
um yes and yes.
if anyone says otherwise they are LYING.
April Fool...right?
Who WOULDN'T do these two.
I would sink my Titanic into Kate any day.
I would let Kate think it was PG, then flip the script and hit her with some crazy R stylings that border on NC-17! We call that the sneaker...
Both. Hell yes.
Of course I would be all over both/either of them. Ask me a difficult question . . . Like that time you posted 2 pics of yourself.
Remember that time Kate Winslet was naked in that movie?
Yeah, that was great.
I pretty much figure we've had sex already.
Of course Will Smith. Yummm.
Both? At the same time?
Stellar.
there is something about will smith now that bothers me. fresh pronce will smith i'll take any day.
and kate? oh hells yeah!
Eh, nah. I'd keep things rated G with Will Smith. I don't think he's too all that.
I'd like to take both of them with a side of ice cream.
Oh.
Yes.
Considering Kate Winslet is cinematically naked most of the time anyway, yeah, I'd slap her funbags around...
Heck yeah to both. They're good looking people. If you say no your standards are way too high and you'd better knock em down a notch. :)
I've seen Kate Winslet naked so many times that I feel like I've already banged her.
both of them, hopefully together!
ummm No and Yes.
will smith! hollaaaa
I mean Will Smith DID rap/sing/talk (?) that 1998 hit Miami so clearly he is the winner.
Kate. Winslet.
Yes, please.
Would do both.
But this is the first time I've played this game -- can we have both at the same time?
Or perhaps be a voyeuristic onlooker while they get it on? That'd be kind of hot too.
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