Monday, April 27, 2009

Et tu, Bacon?

I once told a friend that I would buy a Nickelback album the day that pigs flew. This morning I woke up to hear about the new swine flu - does that count?

Anyways I am coming off of a 3-day flu bug and having watched the first 5 rounds of the NFL draft. My brain works about as well as Vista right now. Throw in the fact that the Lady Friend convinced me to watch the last 40 minutes of Love Actually last night and I'm fried. There are less characters in a Where's Waldo book than that movie.

What I'm trying to say is that I'll be back to complaining about random things tomorrow - today I'm too tired to do anything but complain about how tired I am.

Damn swine flu.

20 comments:

Pretty Unfamous said...

I say you're safe. Pigs flying and pig flu are different enough that I don't think anyone will make you buy the Nickleback CD.

Marie said...

I hope you don't have a case of the swine flu. Rest up and feel better soon.

Christina_the_wench said...

Could you breathe that way? Thanks.
*sprays Lysol*

Moooooog35 said...

Did you find Waldo?

Matt said...

Stay focused...

The Nuggs and Lakers both play tonight.

Anonymous said...

I was going to write about Swine Flu today too becuase really?

Pandemics scare the hell out of me.

I know. I'm a wuss.

Get better soon.

Unknown said...

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!

Oh, and loved how the Dolphins picked up Pat White.

Ashley said...

"My brain works about as well as Vista right now."

HAHAHA

p.s. the verification word is neckin. Um...

lacochran said...

Does anyone provide more publicity for Nickelback than Narmy? Nuh-uh.

You should put them in rotation with your Backstreet Boys!

Everybody... Yeah... Rock your body... Yeah...

I've said too much.

Kellie said...

There are a ton of characters in Love Actually. I remember the first time I saw it I was so confused. But now I love it. :)

Get better!

fiona said...

*does that count? *
Actually it DOES!
Ha-bluddy-ha. Now you HAVE to buy a Nickleback Album.
Damn swine flu indeed.
Feel better kid! ;-)

Fizzgig said...

I saw on oprah that they make baconaise. Its vegeterian and kosher.

That swine flu thing has got our company in an uproar, in 2 wks there is an incentive trip to mayacoba, mexico. Thats what they get.

Rahul said...

I'm sure sausage is ok though.

totally different animal.

So@24 said...

If you're going to sleep with pigs, wear a painter's mask.

rachaelgking said...

Um. You can buy that Nickelback CD anytime...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8b9EckGPx0

Unknown said...

Nickleback jokes will never get old. They just age like a fine boxed wine.

harper & beatrix said...

you love that movie just like everyone else.

~b

Anonymous said...

If you only watched the last 40 minutes of Love Actually you missed out on 38.4 characters. You might feel slighted now. I understand.

Maxie said...

I have swine flu of the toe. We should start a support group.

Andhari said...

I say it sounds similar. Go get your Nickelback copy :P