Monday, June 29, 2009

Foxy Lady

I gotta get something off my chest - and I know I am not going to make a lot of friends.

I don't think Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet.

Wait - before you throw rotten vegetables let me explain.

I love brunettes. Love them. I wrote off blondes a long time ago and never looked back.

And tattoos? Tattoos are like a golden ticket to my heart. Or my pants. But my Mom reads this so lets stick with my heart. Tattoos on a girl is the sexiest thing this side of bacon. Mmmm, bacon flavored girl.

But Megan Fox kind of looks like she is made out of plastic. Like she is a mannequin. An anatomically correct mannequin.


That doesn't mean I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Megan Fox, I mean. Not the mannequin.

Oh who am I kidding - either one.

25 comments:

Taylor said...

My boyfriend and I just had a similar conversation, he doesn't like her either. You're not the only one!

& Thanks, now I'm craving bacon.

Marie said...

So she's made from plastic. And she has a toe thumb.

This girl doesn't seem to be all that attractive anymore.

justjp said...

Toe thumb is too scary for me to deal with!

Matt said...

I've seen hotter than Megan...

but she's def in my top 5.

Sarah said...

she should keep her mouth closed because she kinda looks like a blow-up doll in that picture

Dolce said...

Wow. I thought she was as close to perfection as one gets.

In your opinion, how's hotter?

Ashley said...

The SO LOVES Megan Foxx. He says it's the tattoos that turn him off, but I'm not sure I believe him.

She's got great teeth, but does look a little plastic. Agreed.

Andhari said...

Isn't she a man? Will someone please clear this out for me?:D

moooooog35 said...

I would eat the corn out of Megan Fox's poo and wash it down with her bathwater.

Great.

Now I'm hungry.

Fizzgig said...

hmmm thats a close likeness!
but i agree,,,,I'm not sure why so many people think she's hot.

I mean, she's no jessica alba.

rs27 said...

Hottest plastic ever. Barely beating out that smurfette action figure.

Lily said...

You did a good thing switching over to brunettes.

We salute you!

Anonymous said...

you sir, are out of line!

LiLu said...

Thank you. I just really, REALLY don't get it.

Salma Hayek? Now her I would give the business time to.

BrazenBareToe said...

Megan Fox has wierd sex doll lips.

Angela said...

I don't think she's hot. I'm not a fan.

bakingwithplath said...

I don't get it. WHO is hotter? I can't think of anyone. Well, except for me of course.

zwinggi said...

most dudes have sex with their hands on a regular basis.

i'm sure giving "ol' righty" a night off so you can break one off in megan fox wouldn't be terrible.

Kellie said...

I think she's gorgeous. I would turn gay just for her.

And what do you have against blondes may I ask??? Lbluca and I are going to beat you up.

Zan said...

She looks like a blow-up doll in damn near every picture she's ever taken...she can't close her mouth...she's pretty, but I'd motorboat Salma's boobies from now til Kingdom come if she'd let me...

...and yeah, the thumb is a lil' weird..."ET phone home..."

Mike said...

I looked at some different pictures of her on the net. She should burn the one you have posted.

Lauren said...

Thank you! I'm glad another guy has admitted that she's not the hottest thing since hot potato (bad analogy, eh?) She is kind of plastic looking. And WAY too thin. You get a high five.

Anonymous said...

the reason she looks plastic is because she is... does anyone remember Hope and Faith when she played the niece? she didnt look like that then... im pretty sure shes no longer biodegradable

OhMyLaughter said...

Can't believe I'm the first to mention her hair at the MTV movie awards...

But yeah. Wow. Not her best look.

Organic Meatbag said...

Meh, she's just another autonomic product of the Hollywood female cookie cutting machine... oooh, look at me pout, look at my fun bags... yeah, a bit of originality goes a long way, Megan, if you can synthesize that through your core processor, which is where your grey blob of shit that you call your brain would normally be...