With all this news of politicians sticking their "business" where they don't belong I thought it was time for us to stand up and scream at these assholes -
I'M AN AMERICAN AND I WANT TO STICK MY PRIVATES IN PEOPLE WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS, TOO!
That's right - it's time for everyone's favorite game -
WOULD YA WEDNESDAY - The Political Edition
Or as Fox News calls it - Liberals Are Sluts.
Our first contestant is Sarah Palin. She got all kinds of credit last year for being the hottest VP candidate ever. What an honor. Her competition was Al Gore. I never understood everyone going crazy over her - but I guess when you stand next to John McCain's robot skeleton for 6 months anything can start to look hot. She didn't exactly excite my conservative base. I was going to write more about her but David Letterman is standing on the other side of my computer waving his arms and mouthing "NOOOOO!" so I am guessing I should stop here.
Second is Slick Willy Clinton. Ladies love Bill Clinton. This is another one I don't get - ok he is charming and powerful and all that - but he hooked up with MONICA LEWINSKI. I thought girls were turned off by guys that hooked up with ugly girls - isn't that the whole premise of this game? Don't ruin this for me. I need this. Think about it ladies, if you hooked up with Bill, you would be compared to Monica Lewinski for the rest of your life. He could name the girls he hooked up with and it would go: Hillary, Monica Lewinski, you. Wow. Great company. The only way it could get worse is if he included the cast of the Facts of Life.
For those of you just bursting on to the scene here are the rules: I nominate two people and you tell me if you would register their independent or remove them from office.