Thursday, June 4, 2009

WyW on Thursday - Baby Makin' Edition

Instead of talking about the birds and the bee's, today we're talking about the P's and the V's.

That's right, it's time for everyone's favorite game -

WOULD YA WEDNESDAY ON THURSDAY - The Baby Makin' Edition.

Where just leaving a comment might make you preggo.

Today's contestants are baby makin' machines. She has confused her uterus for a clown car and just keeps shoving more babies in there. His little swimmers all look like Michael Phelps - except without that weird down syndrome thing.

First up, Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If I were on the show they would have to change it to Kate Plus 8 1/2. Get it? Get it? It was a penis joke. Anyways - this girl has cranked out eight kids and still, honestly, doesn't look bad. I imagine having sex with her would feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or getting busy with a bowl of hot soup - not to mention if you so much as text the girl she is already knocked up with twins. It might be worth it just to see what happens to her hair during sex. Does it move? You might be able to file the entire event under "scientific experiment".

Second, maker of seven little anti-Semites himself, Mel Gibson. "Mad Max" has cranked out seven babies and then left his wife for some young piece of ass. Classy. Mel Gibson is charming in the way Hugh Jackman is charming - it is so obviously an act you know there is some crazy kinky shit going on at home. But I'll give it to Mel, every time "What Women Want" comes on TV I am glued to TBS all afternoon. Helen Hunt AND Marissa Tomei? Yes please. Not to mention if I knew what women were thinking I could finally know when they were letting loose with those farts only dogs can hear. THEN we'll see who is a pig.

If you don't know the rules they are simple - I conceive two celebrities and you tell me whether you would make them scream for their mommy. Just so we are all clear, I am talking about sex. Would you sex them up. If not, give a reason why or how many drinks it would take to make bad decisions.

Kate Gosselin -

Mel Gibson -

25 comments:

Jocular Schlemiel said...

If I didn't have to listen to her speak, and if she didn't have that dumbass haircut, probably just a couple beers.

Marie said...

Nah. He's crazy and she's more of a whack job than Mel.

Deutlich said...

I'll pass. Thank you.

Maxie said...

No and yes...as long as he'll call me sugar tits.

Ashley said...

I agree with Marie. No and No. Not even after 3 irish car bombs.

surviving myself said...

No way dude.

Imagine how loose she is.

Just go ahead and imagine.

moooooog35 said...

I would totally bang Kate Gosselin even though with that many kids it would be like screwing an open window.

miss. chief said...

maaaybe mel. it would have to be after 6 or more drinks though, definitely.

fiona said...

Me and Mel...Mel and me
Yep I "think" he could afford me!
Kate - yeuch

Matt said...

It took me a long time to comment because I dont want to get pregnant.

but I think I would bang Kate just out of hate.

Kellie said...

Ew. No to both. And don't forget that Mel also knocked up his girlfriend so he will soon have a brood of 8 as well. Octo-Mel.

just a girl... said...

Yes I am also with the sugar tits girl. Clearly he is a pro and I am in the need of major sex. Therefore I am going with water to do this one.

ON crazy chick I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. Jocular....I dont think she is capable of shutting up. Maybe with duct tape.

Fizzgig said...

kate had surgery to get rid of her jelly belly from those kids.

but id still do her over mell.

Susan said...

OctoMel...how did Narm miss that one??

(and I agree that he knows what he is doing, so definitely yes to him.)

Andhari said...

No Mel Gibson, maybe Kate. A girl gotta do what she gotta do. After 10 tequila shots maybe.

AMANDA said...

This is a tough one....
I think I may have to pass on Mel. Maybe a few years ago I'd day yes, but he's been a little to nutty as of late. Sorry Mad Max...

Jassie said...

I'm going to have to go Mel.

Just, you know, with all them kids, he's got to have some experience up his sleeve. :P

Bon Don said...

Kate yes ... only if she didn't act all bossy in bed!

Mel yes ... only if he acts like the character from What Women Want, (apparently I like assholes)

LBluca77 said...

Sex with Kate would probably be just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Mel for sure, but I would make him get fixed before i let him stick his p in my v

Stephanique1 said...

I'd say yes to Mel. But only if he wore the kilt from Braveheart.

No to Kate. It'd be too confusing. Is the beaver on her head or in between her legs?

LiLu said...

I'd say Kate because Mel is all Jesus-y and weird, but I know that experience would end up with me crying while she worked me over with a strap on.

Too much?

Violet said...

Yo! Readers, Kate had a c-section, both times! With the twins and the sixtuplets! Sooooo, that means, none came out the va-jay-jay!!!! And she got a tummy tuck so the bod looks as if it never produced any children, well maybe except for the boobs...but they dont look bad in a bikini top...per pictures of course....so you know what, I'd have to bitch slap kate for being such a grouch and maybe after a few car bombs do her and Mel, yeah, I roll like that!

Violet said...

to just a girl:

no not duct tape, "jocular-dick-tape!"

ok, idk where the hell that came from!

Mike said...

Kate - sure. I looked her up. Twins and sextuplets? Sounds like two C sections to me. There ain't been no kids down that little bitty love tube.

Just Playing Pretend said...

Hell no. To both.