Instead of talking about the birds and the bee's, today we're talking about the P's and the V's.
That's right, it's time for everyone's favorite game -
WOULD YA WEDNESDAY ON THURSDAY - The Baby Makin' Edition.
Where just leaving a comment might make you preggo.
Today's contestants are baby makin' machines. She has confused her uterus for a clown car and just keeps shoving more babies in there. His little swimmers all look like Michael Phelps - except without that weird down syndrome thing.
First up, Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If I were on the show they would have to change it to Kate Plus 8 1/2. Get it? Get it? It was a penis joke. Anyways - this girl has cranked out eight kids and still, honestly, doesn't look bad. I imagine having sex with her would feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or getting busy with a bowl of hot soup - not to mention if you so much as text the girl she is already knocked up with twins. It might be worth it just to see what happens to her hair during sex. Does it move? You might be able to file the entire event under "scientific experiment".
Second, maker of seven little anti-Semites himself, Mel Gibson. "Mad Max" has cranked out seven babies and then left his wife for some young piece of ass. Classy. Mel Gibson is charming in the way Hugh Jackman is charming - it is so obviously an act you know there is some crazy kinky shit going on at home. But I'll give it to Mel, every time "What Women Want" comes on TV I am glued to TBS all afternoon. Helen Hunt AND Marissa Tomei? Yes please. Not to mention if I knew what women were thinking I could finally know when they were letting loose with those farts only dogs can hear. THEN we'll see who is a pig.
If you don't know the rules they are simple - I conceive two celebrities and you tell me whether you would make them scream for their mommy. Just so we are all clear, I am talking about sex. Would you sex them up. If not, give a reason why or how many drinks it would take to make bad decisions.
Kate Gosselin -
Mel Gibson -