I'm short for time today so we're going to make this a quickie. I'm not sure how that would be different than normal except I can pretend like I meant it this time.
But today we're not talking about short frames of time, short attention spans or even Martin Short.
We're talking about short people.
So drop your morals and reach for the sky - or the kitchen counter, midget.
That's right it is time for Would Ya Wednesday - the game where size doesn't matter, except for on my arms. Look at these things - it looks like someone tied a giant ham to each one of my arms.
Our first contestant is Tom Cruise. I'm scared to make any jokes because scientologists have black magic on their side. And by black magic I mean lots of money. Tommy went from 80's heart throb to 90's mega star to creepy guy on the street corner with a sign that says, "The End is Near". OH! He meant his CAREER. Now I get it.
Our female contestant is Danielle Fishel - aka - Topenga from Boy Meets World. What a hard name to scream out during genital wrestling - "OH TOPENGA!" It sounds like you are screaming Jenga! Like in the middle of it she is going to fall down and everyone is going to laugh and scream "Topenga!" Anyways she has a new show called The Dish which is just like The Soup but with more "Oh my gawd". I was...um...forced to watch it...once...hey look over there - is that a dinosaur? *runs away*
If you are new to WyW here are the rules - I put up two celebrities and you tell me if you would give them the long and short of it or if it is too much of a reach.