Ever watch Full House and just think to yourself - "I'd hit that"?
That's right, it's time for everyone's favorite exercise in pedophilia -
WOULD YA WEDNESDAY - Full House Edition
Where just like in Full House - the more characters you add, the better (who let Comet in here?)
Our first contestant - John Stamos. Part of me wants to like John Stamos because he kind of seems like what Charlie Sheen wishes he was. He looks like the kind of guy that goes to the bar, gets entirely too wasted and then brings home some 19 yr old Swedish bikini model. Charlie Sheen looks like he is the guy that walks up to a circle of people at a party and they slowly try to close the circle away from him so he'll get the hint and go talk to someone else. Another part of me wants to hate John Stamos because marrying him made Rebecca Romijn change her name to Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and it was just THAT much more work to find topless pictures of her on the internet.
Second - Mary-Kate Olsen. I'm pretty sure she is the crazy Olsen, right? The one that killed Heath Ledger? The one that is always wearing rugs and not eating? Everyone freaked out when the Olsens turned 18 but I never really got the whole obsession - they always wear those giant sunglasses that make them look like bugs. I've had some weird fetishes but never really felt like getting busy with a bug. I guess all those arms would be nice - but let me tell you, there is NOTHING sexy about an exoskeleton.
For those of you new to WyW the rules are simple - I put up two celebrities and you tell me if you would do things to them that Bob Saget can only dream about or tell them to cut...it...out.
Mary Kate Olsen